I’M GOING OFF THE GRID!!!!
Today I have decided that taking the GRE is overrated. Going to grad school is overrated. Having a fulfilling career? Also overrated.
New game plan:
Instead of wasting my time trying to reeducate myself on graphing functions, determining quotients, and the Pythagorean Theorem (which took me several attempts just to spell correctly), I have come up with a better use of my time:
You know that scene in “Thirteen Going On Thirty,” when Jennifer Garner’s character rescues a tame work party from being a complete disaster by getting everyone to do the Thriller dance?
THAT IS MY MISSION.
“I’m studying to take the GRE” = BORING.
“I can bust out Michael Jackson’s Thriller dance at parties” = AWESOME.
This is the new me:
(Except that this clip cuts her off before she says “A.M.” which is, of course, the punch line of the statement.)
Yup, me and Jess. We’re off the grid.